|Why do these idiots think we're dead?|
- 1. Our overlords are preparing a big event to take away more of our "freedoms"(the reason I put that inside quotation marks is because, I might be a bit naive but since 9/11 the only freedom I feel I personally lost was the freedom to keep my shoes on in the Airport terminal during a security check.) They're going to stage a giant event for us to be afraid of so that they can equip us all with those fancy RFID chips (google it) and be able to track our every movement. Yes some people really think this way.
- 2. To balance the budget. I never see any conspiracy theorists talk about this but by all means it seems very plausible when you think about it. We bit the head off the snake so we can slowly start to pull out, slowly start spending less on the war effort eventually converting it into a reconstruction effort. We can start watching oil prices drop which in turn would mean the cost of transporting goods would drop meaning lower prices on goods which would translate into Americans getting more for their buck, which in turn would leave more money in the pockets of Americans for which they can spend on education, retirement, or just superfluous shit to further boost our dwindling economy.We'll lose our dreaded imperialistic stereotype and watch international relations improve. Could that happen, well it's a long shot but it's possible.
- 3.Our government just likes fucking with us. Those in power love to see us inflamed, scared, joyous, and confused. It's sort of a sick game for these business leaders who have too much money and too much free time, they study us and gauge our reactions, we're all some part of a huge experiment on human nature. That sounds cool, it also sounds like bullshit.
For the record, there's no UFO at area 51- but hey what do I know. Now if you excuse me I have to go boil my water to make sure the fluoride is too ineffective to convince me to vote for Barack Obama in 2012. Expand your mind dudes.