Friday, May 20, 2011

THE WORLD IS ENDING TOMORROW, MAY 21ST 2011! RUN FOR THE HILLS!



Could the world possibly end on May 21st, 2011? Actually, yes. It could also end on the 22nd, the 23rd, and so on. But will it? Probably not. It's amazing to me how far sheer lunacy spreads in this country. But with that said, if I wake up tomorrow and hear the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant exploded at 6 pm Japan time, I'd believe it. I never really understood the concept of the Rapture and being left behind so I use the phrase, doomsday. But hey if the Rapture just so happened to occur- I'll pray to Buddha, Jesus, Allah, whoever.

The man behind the May 21st scare is Harold Camping(pictured above) an 89-year-old radio host that has been predicting doomsday for years. In the 90′s, he published a book entitled "1994?"(insert Orwellian joke here.) In it he claimed Judgement day would come on September, 1994. When asked about why the world did not end in September he has to learn from his mistake of not considering the book of Jeremiah.(Uh-huh..)

I always wondered "what is the end of the world?" I figured it wasn't literally the Earth exploding but more along the lines of the end of the Mankind- which is pretty possible.(Look at the Dinosaurs) But it's probably way too early to worry about a mass extinction. The other theory, and the one they're going with is that Gods going to rip open a hole in the space-time continuum where he exists. Then by means of a giant vacuum he's going to suck up the good Christians(and a few Jews for some reason) then take them too Heaven while those who are left are going to be tortured by demons until God's son Jesus comes back and fights his evil brother(I wish I was making this up) who will do battle until one wins and something vague happens... And we give these people airtime? There are way more important things to worry about. I'll see you Sunday.

33 comments:

  1. its already the 21st for me and i aint dead yet :D

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  2. I just want to hear what he have to say in May 22

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  3. cant wait till 2013 so this crap can come to an end - no pun intended

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  4. Believers gonna believe :)

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  5. We need to just get piss drunk and let the world crumble.

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  6. Old people predicting the world is going to end because they have a problem with their own inevitable death and want to take everyone with them? Nah, never happened ever before. Never.

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  7. well here in portugal, everything is still normal...
    Maybe my country is the end of the world :|

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  8. Also, had to comment again for a mini celebration when I realized I was your 100th Follower!!!!!

    :DDDDDDDDDDD

    Congrats!

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  9. On Sunday he's just gonna come up with some more bull to explain why it didn't happen like he did in 1994.

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  10. I just want to laugh at what their excuse is going to be.

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  11. Yeah but it's still not 2012, so what's gonna happen then?

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  12. smoking tons of weed juuuuust in case

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  13. The world has endeddd!!111 its may 22ndddd

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  14. seeing as the majority of the world survived this one, when is the next rapture going to be?

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  15. it's may 21 here but it's still may 20 and you know that earth's clock and doomsday timers only work on the good ol' yankees timezone

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  16. we are still here ? when is the world going to end then .. lol

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  17. I'm going to put my next blog post up after 8 PM tomorrow, just to say that I survived the apocalypse.

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  18. Been asking Christians to give me large sums of money in an act of faith.

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  19. Some of the scams happening from this are pretty crazy.

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  20. The Bible... that book he holds in his hand. It states NO ONE on Earth will know the day. Theory busted.

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  21. The sun was out, it was warm... best rapture day ever!

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  22. the rapture is a scam to get people to fill pews

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  23. I totally knew nothing was going to happen.

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  24. i didnt figure anyhting was going to happene

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  25. now we just have to get past 2012 :)

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  26. January 2013, The downfall of religion and skepticism? People will wise up then, perhaps?

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  27. Hope this doesn't turn into a case of the Little Boy Who Cried Wolf. :/

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  28. The rapture sounds more like an awesome rap battle!

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